Who are we and why are we so damn funny?

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Deletta	Jeff
Likes: Live theatre, classic Mel Brooks movies and random facts.	Likes: Las Vegas , Floyd, the guitar, porn, loosing track of time, naps, being pleased (by himself or others), and potato salad.
Dislikes: Bad teeth, meat and anything that speaks binary .	Dislikes: Going bankrupt, sharing, being robbed, unsolicited flatulence, cleaning babies, alphabetizing things, twirling about, and power outages.
Afraid of: Clowns and the color pink.	Afraid of: Organized religion, bad haircuts, people not laughing, the Ebola virus, and playing patty cake.
Things she wishes she liked: Writing things she wishes she liked.	Things he wishes he liked: Paying taxes, tea, and mowing the lawn.
Quote: "I'm not a bad girl, I'm just drawn that way."	Quote: “I wish I liked mowing the lawn.”
Ben	Tara
Likes: Food, Saying the word Pickles, Pin the tail on the donkey, and water.	Likes: Shakespeare, Sci-Fi, Singing and Soup
Dislikes: Pickles, toe cheese, and parking in the sun.	Dislikes: Rude People, Range Rovers, Red Lights and Red Bottoms
Afraid of: OH GOD!!!! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT....AHHHHHHHH.....RUN AWAY!!!!!	Afraid of: Owls, Oil and Ostriches
Things he wishes he liked: High diving, sky diving, and weed wacking.	Things she wishes she liked: Ugly Dolls, Utilities and Up Escalators
Quote: "42"	Quote: "There are two kinds of people in this world, those who finish what they start and..."
Billy	Joe
Likes: Whitening the ol' pearly whites in the shower, cilantro, pedialyte, when the Rockies score 7 or more I get 4 25¢ Taco Bell tacos	Likes: Barking at the moon, smelling the freshly baked bread at the store, scaring old women, and tying knots
Dislikes: Dust and concussions	Dislikes: Insomnia, bills, random puddles of water, and uneven parking stripes
Afraid of: Plan B not working	Afraid of: Panthers, brick walls, and clouds
Things he wishes he liked: Paper cuts and hangovers	Things he wishes he liked: Spelling bees
Quote: "4 tacos for a dollar is a good day."	Quote: "Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."