Jeff was raised by a traveling band of mariachis, who “discovered” him on the streets of Tijuana at the age of two, singing “La Bamba” at the top of his lungs for American quarters.  Upon his discovery, he was quickly installed as the new lead singer of the mariachi group, based on his beautiful voice, his cherubic appearance, and the fact that he was the youngest of the “Gonzalez Cinco.”  This really bothered Jermaine, Marlon, Janet and Tito, who put out a contract on Jeff’s life.  Upon hearing his beautiful voice, however, the hitman hired by Tito Gonzalez to kill Jeff instead told Jeff to flee, and he would give Tito a cow’s heart to prove that he killed Jeff.  On the lam in Denver, Colorado, Jeff found himself with a muse unfulfilled.  This has inspired several bouts of unfocused creativity in Jeff; he has been a published author, an actor, a playwright, a regular on “Cops,” and now a Rodent.  Jeff says he has no idea how long this latest diversion will last.  “When the streets of Tijuana call me, I must go.  Or if Tito shows up at my front door late one night, I must go.  Until then, I will be a Rodent.  But please don’t ask me to sing La Bamba, unless you’ve got a pocket full of quarters.”